Q. How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One, and nine others to say ‘But it’s too high for me’
Q. How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, and nine others to say ‘But why didn’t he choose ME?’
Q. How many tenors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, you just say thank you for coming.
Q. How many organists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One, and nine others to say ‘Change? CHANGE??!’
Thank you Simon and Church2 group this morning for those.
And another from Frederick:
Q. How many organists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One, and nine others to say ‘You realise all the wiring on this has got to be replaced first?’
And someone’s just sent me this one:
Q. How many choir directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. No-one knows; no one has ever looked.
(thank you David Lee, www.servicemusic.org.uk)
